Ladies, don't crowd too much. It is I, Johnny Bravo!

What's that? The name isn't enough to get you sprung? Well let me enlighten you: I am a one-man-army, trained in every single Martial art (well, still working on Sumo...). But I can be sensitive, too. Like, I live with my mama. That means I'm all nice and stuff, right?

Whatever, enough about me; Let's talk about me: Johnny Bravo. Aren't I having a good hair day?